Mysterious allusions
‘At first it will all remain a secret’, Pia Clauwaert announced following Lindemann’s address. However, the group spokeswoman made a firm pledge that the benevolent spectator would find out more in about half an hour. Jewellery professor Theo Smeets too, did not get any more specific in his welcoming address; he merely underlined the importance of research projects like the present one and of the international collaboration between colleges of art.
Initially, the only things to be seen were some old Stones and Kinks records, an even older cheap record player to which no aficionado would ever expose his or her precious vinyl, and some inflatable sitting accommodations made of transparent plastic that were obviously well past their best days. Still, the exhibition slogan ‘MAKE ME party’, that is part of a whole series of ‘MAKE ME’-projects initiated by Afterschool, was honoured in that abundant quantities of food and beverages were offered: wines, sparkling wines, juices, mineral water, crisps, chocolates, yes; even tinned tuna could be spotted on the buffet – not always of the best quality, but in great amounts.
Then the moment of truth had arrived: ‘This is an exhibition in the form of a party’, Pia Clauwaert disclosed after the proper amount of waiting time. Jewellery has an influence on daily life and is used to seduce people into buying things. It was not until then that it started to dawn on most of the visitors that that which they had been eating and drinking the whole time – or in fact the names and the packages of the products – were actually part of the exhibition. There were the sparkling wines, of which the brand names were pimped with ‘gold’ or ‘brilliant’ and the mineral water that was promoted as having the clarity of diamonds. From juice to beer all possible beverages adorned themselves with a crown, or the appropriate adjective ‘noble’. Moreover, there were nibbles that looked like precious little pearls.
On their quest for gold, silver, platinum, diamonds, emeralds, crystals, pearls, crowns and jewellery in the supermarket shelves, the Afterschool members had struck it rich. Even detergents (Platin), steel wool (Diamant) and bin liners (Rubin) adorn themselves with attributes from the realm of jewellery and noble materials. A moist toilet tissues brand called Onyx doubtlessly takes the biscuit.